My Imaginary Best Friend

My imaginary best friend, she likes the feel of my skin
My imaginary best friend, she likes it when we sin
My imaginary best friend, she likes to visit me in my bed
My imaginary best friend, she likes to visit me in my head
I don’t know if this is real
Fake love or something I can feel
I don’t think that she’d pretend to be
My imaginary best friend
My imaginary best friend, she likes to play with the girls
My imaginary best friend, she likes to play with those curls
I don’t know if this is real
Fake love or something I can feel
I don’t think that she’d pretend to be
My imaginary best friend
My imaginary best friend, she loves it when I make her cum
My imaginary best friend, she doesn’t know where it comes from
My imaginary best friend, she loves it when we pretend
My imaginary best friend, I know she’ll leave me in the end
I don’t know if this is real
Fake love or something I can feel
I don’t think that she’d pretend to be
My imaginary best friend

Therapist

You don’t seem to share my view
Of how things ought to be
Let me tell you what to think
So we can move on happily
I think you need a new therapist
Someone to help you see
I think you need a new therapist
Someone who agrees with me
Lesson 1: I’m perfect you see
You’ll never be as good as me
Lesson 2: I’m always right
Just nod your head and agree with me
Lesson 3: I remember the truth
Don’t ever, ever question me
Lesson 4: what’s yours is mine
I want it all so give it all to me
I think you need a new therapist
Someone to help you see
I think you need a new therapist
Someone who agrees with me
You don’t seem to understand
Why I’m doing this to you
You have what I want most
I’ll take it from you with delight
I’ll get them on my side
I’ll make them see that I am pure
I’ll treat you like a doormat
I don’t care if it’s not right
I think you need a new therapist
Someone to help you see
I think you need a new therapist
Someone who agrees with me